a-licious is one lovely and swell girl and today it is her birthday. Actually I call her "evil little woman" most of the time. Here are some choice quotes from conversations with her:
Me: Why don't you get massage?
Her: I want a tranqulizer and I want to leave the planet.
I said: I'm making Valentine mixes for my ladyfriends
she said: "ladyfriends"? what are you, 80? ladyfriends? hahahahaha
J: I heard you only have Strawberry Shortcake underwear?
a-licious: I wish!
A: "stop!, I'm laughing so hard my heart hurts"
A: "Next thing I know I woke up naked with cookies on me"