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Que Es El Sith?

Joanna Newsom + Darth Vader

History of the word Sith: "I came across a site on Greek mythology that spoke of the history of Sithonia (named after the Poseidon's son Sithon), a greek peninsulia that contains some cool rock formations. The myth is, that this was a battle ground for gods that grew jealous of each others powers and killed each other off by throwing theses giant boulders....sound familiar?"

The Rule of Two: "Always two there are, no more, no less.  A Master and an Apprentice."

Who is Darth Bane? : "Eventually, Bane took his own apprentice, and set his new order in motion. Future Sith Lords were taught the virtues of patience, planning, and secrecy, and each was to take on the title of Darth."

Chepo's Adventures with a film reel of Empire Strikes Back: "..they acquired a reel of 35mm film marked THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. The exact contents of the reel where unknown. The reel had grease pencil marks and a big yellow line through the entire reel. It had to be something. Was it outtakes? An alternate edit? Where they sitting on a goldmine? Whatever it was, it was Star Wars, it was film, so it was cool by me. NO WAY Lucas was getting his hands on this to insert some CGI bullshit."

Have chronic diarrhea? You may be a Jedi : "Oh, the whole chosen one thing? Why did the Jedi think “Balance” meant, “No more evil.” I guess “Math” is one of the things in the list of stuff A Jedi Cares Not for. Okay, so before Episode III you have two Sith, and a passle of Jedi. That, dear reader, is unbalanced. After Episode III you have two Sith and two Jedi. That dear reader is balanced."

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Que Es El Sith?

Joanna Newsom + Darth Vader

History of the word Sith: "I came across a site on Greek mythology that spoke of the history of Sithonia (named after the Poseidon's son Sithon), a greek peninsulia that contains some cool rock formations. The myth is, that this was a battle ground for gods that grew jealous of each others powers and killed each other off by throwing theses giant boulders....sound familiar?"

The Rule of Two: "Always two there are, no more, no less.  A Master and an Apprentice."

Who is Darth Bane? : "Eventually, Bane took his own apprentice, and set his new order in motion. Future Sith Lords were taught the virtues of patience, planning, and secrecy, and each was to take on the title of Darth."

Chepo's Adventures with a film reel of Empire Strikes Back: "..they acquired a reel of 35mm film marked THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. The exact contents of the reel where unknown. The reel had grease pencil marks and a big yellow line through the entire reel. It had to be something. Was it outtakes? An alternate edit? Where they sitting on a goldmine? Whatever it was, it was Star Wars, it was film, so it was cool by me. NO WAY Lucas was getting his hands on this to insert some CGI bullshit."

Have chronic diarrhea? You may be a Jedi : "Oh, the whole chosen one thing? Why did the Jedi think “Balance” meant, “No more evil.” I guess “Math” is one of the things in the list of stuff A Jedi Cares Not for. Okay, so before Episode III you have two Sith, and a passle of Jedi. That, dear reader, is unbalanced. After Episode III you have two Sith and two Jedi. That dear reader is balanced."

+ G4: Star Wars Games
+ MTV: Star Wars Memories
+ Daily Show: Star Wars Merchandising
+ Anakin Dynamite
+ SW Icons