There's a certain irony to the fact that I have always been surrounded by beautiful, drop dead gorgeous female friends, yet I can't get one such specimen to date me. It's that whole "friend zone" thing. I've completely given up. Anyways, as great as a nude is, I much prefer getting a picture of a girl in cute underwear. That's just me. Also, I'm attracted to pretty eyes. I'll take pretty eyes over big boobs any day. What a weirdo.