Every summer, thousands of innocent hearts are broken by the plague often referred to as "Summer Romance". And it must stop! I am writing you now to spread the word of my personal community service project "YOUTH FOR AN UNROMANTIC SUMMER" to stop bonfires, romantic walks on the beach, beautiful people in bathing suits, etc.
Also, if you haven't yet, be sure to download the YUS anthem "Summer's the Worst" for free from my myspace page and/or buy my debut album, "My
Favorite Place to Drown" and play it for your friends, especially your sexiest and most alluring friends who are singlehandedly responsible for 90 percent of summer lust and sexual frustration!
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